Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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