i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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