I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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