this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
People in love make me want to vomit
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
