so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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