ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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