you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
COCAINE IS GR8
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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