do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
