all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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