is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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its like you know when i get waxed
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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