Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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