thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
