Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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