we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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