yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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