We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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