either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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