The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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