Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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