Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am mentally ready for anal.
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