I wish I could teleport
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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