talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We had sex on a dog bed..
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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