Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
