I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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