I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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