one might say we're banned from that church
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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