About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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