so that wasnt chicken after all
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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