youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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