you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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