A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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