Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Randomize
