I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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