Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am naked and annoyed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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