Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize