The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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