In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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