and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Dicks are not precious.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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