google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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