Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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