I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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