Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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