how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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