So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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