Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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