no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
