your parents love me but you hate me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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