Having a random hookup so left but love u
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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