I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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