I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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