if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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