Whod you bang
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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