quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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